It is her birthday.
So, in honor of my sister being old, here's a top ten list of things I've learned from my older sister. Maaaaybe it's not reaaaally THE top ten. But it's a pretty good ten.
TWO. Most meals can be improved by a little bit of garlic or a lot of Parmesan cheese.
THREE. You should blow on your blush brush before you apply your blush so it doesn't come out streaky.
FOUR. If you're uncomfortable at a party, it feels better if you have something in your hand. Even if you're not drinking, hold a cup.
FIVE. I like sweet white wine.
SIX. Speaking of, bartenders know when you're drunk. Even if you don't know you're drunk. They know.
SEVEN. The University of Kansas is a wonderful place and the Kansas Jayhawks are the best team there is.
EIGHT. It's ok to root for the team everyone else is rooting against. Know your stuff so you can argue back and have fun with it.
NINE. Keep your arm strong when serving a volleyball. No bending at the wrist.
TEN. Adoption is the best way to find your pet soulmate.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY EMILY! Hope it's great!!